SEND US YOUR FAVORITE GOLF JOKE July's winner will receive a $25 gift certificate to the Comedy Stop in The Quarter at Tropicana. We will also feature your joke in our next e-letter. Send us your favorite golf joke: • Tweet us on Twitter • Send us an Email • Post on our Facebook Congratulation’s to June’s Winner Lou L., he won a $25 gift certificate to Cuba Libre Restaurant and Rum Bar at the Quarter at Tropicana his submission is below: Joe was teeing off the first hole, from the back tees. On his downswing, he suddenly realized that his wife, Mary, was about to tee off from the red tees, directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing, he nailed the ball, hitting Mary in the right temple, killing her instantly. A few days later, Joe received a call from the coroner, concerning her autopsy. “Joe, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple; Is that correct?” “Yes Sir,” Joe replied, “that’s correct.” "Well Joe, I also found a large bruise on Mary’s right hip. Do you know anything about that?" "Yes Sir," Joe said, "That would have been my mulligan."
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