August 6, 2013

Announcing July's Golf Joke Winner! Plus, submit your best golf joke now for AUGUST.

Congratulation’s to July's Winner Mike C from Bayonne, NJ., he won a $25 gift certificate to the Comedy Stop at the Quarter at Tropicana his submission is below:

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
 "Yes" says the woman.
 "Did you hit him with that golf club?"
 "Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on face.
 "How many times did you hit him?"
 "I don't know, five, six, Maybe seven times . Just put me down for a five."

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