Monthly Golf Joke Winner is Rick W from North Jersey
He won a $25 Gift Certificate to The Comedy Stop at The Tropicana with his joke below. Thank you for all of your submissions, they were very funny even though some of them could not be printed in a G-Rated E-Letter!
Two golfing buddies are out on the course playing a great round.
Eventually their play grinds to a halt.
There are two women spraying the ball left and right.
Their play couldn't be slower.
Finally, one of the men decides to drive the cart down
to speak to the two women about playing through
while the other man waits to tee off.
About halfway there the awaiting player sees his buddy turn the cart
around abruptly and head back towards him.
As his buddy returns he asks why did he turn around?
"That's my wife and my mistress playing together! They can't see me!"
Exasperated, the awaiting player jumps in the cart
and heads down the fairway towards the women.
About halfway there, he also turns the cart around
and heads back toward his buddy.
As soon as he gets back his buddy asks why he turned around.
"You know..." The player says, "Small world...!"
Eventually their play grinds to a halt.
There are two women spraying the ball left and right.
Their play couldn't be slower.
Finally, one of the men decides to drive the cart down
to speak to the two women about playing through
while the other man waits to tee off.
About halfway there the awaiting player sees his buddy turn the cart
around abruptly and head back towards him.
As his buddy returns he asks why did he turn around?
"That's my wife and my mistress playing together! They can't see me!"
Exasperated, the awaiting player jumps in the cart
and heads down the fairway towards the women.
About halfway there, he also turns the cart around
and heads back toward his buddy.
As soon as he gets back his buddy asks why he turned around.
"You know..." The player says, "Small world...!"
June's winner will receive a $25 gift certificate to PF Chang's at The Quarter at Tropicana. We will also feature your joke in our next e-letter.
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